Community Bicycle Theatre

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. We’re rescuing ya. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Why did you bring us here? You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Schedule + Locations

Bloordale, Toronto

July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm

Dufferin Grove, Toronto

July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm
July 12, 2020 @ 1-2pm